this photo of the vengeance of Socrates printed on my Brother HL-2240 in glorious black and white, a hand-written secret message on the back, folded into an envelope, and shipped directly to your door for just $5.00. this will look good on your fridge and you’ll be the talk of the town. everybody will agree about how cool you are when they are gossiping about you.
the example conversation would go something like this:
“did you see how cool so-and-so is? they wait too long to do their dishes… but they have that great photo of the vengeance of Socrates from mantard.net hanging on their fridge! so cool!”
“was it folded?”
“yes it was folded but it’s still cool!”
“i agree!”
“lets go listen to basic bus driver now and talk about art!”
“sounds good my dude!”
subscribe and I’ll send you the printed photo every single month in case you lose it (good option for people who want to buy stuff automatically each month and forget about it and then I just keep getting the money every month and reach my goal of getting dual income streams of passive income and they got this pile of unopened letters with pictures of my dog folded in them)
(Socrates the dog btw not the philosopher)
this photo of the vengeance of Socrates printed on my Brother HL-2240 in glorious black and white, a hand-written secret message on the back, folded into an envelope, and shipped directly to your door for just $5.00. this will look good on your fridge and you’ll be the talk of the town. everybody will agree about how cool you are when they are gossiping about you.
the example conversation would go something like this:
“did you see how cool so-and-so is? they wait too long to do their dishes… but they have that great photo of the vengeance of Socrates from mantard.net hanging on their fridge! so cool!”
“was it folded?”
“yes it was folded but it’s still cool!”
“i agree!”
“lets go listen to basic bus driver now and talk about art!”
“sounds good my dude!”
subscribe and I’ll send you the printed photo every single month in case you lose it (good option for people who want to buy stuff automatically each month and forget about it and then I just keep getting the money every month and reach my goal of getting dual income streams of passive income and they got this pile of unopened letters with pictures of my dog folded in them)
(Socrates the dog btw not the philosopher)
non-refundable btw, i will use the $5 to buy ice cream probably
